I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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