Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
