There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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