We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
he told me I talked like a deaf person
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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