how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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