Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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