How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i would punch a child for taco bell
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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