she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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