I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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