So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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