ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We left an ass print on the piano.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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