So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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