I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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