There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize