i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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