hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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