...so i touched it.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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