This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize