We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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