god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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