I hate your face
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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