Its about making memories worth repressing
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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