i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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