Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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