Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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