BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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