OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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