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This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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