Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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