She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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