Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
