Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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