I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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