All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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