nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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