Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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