THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
