He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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