I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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