Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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