I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
