So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm both gender and math confused
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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