Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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