She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
