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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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