you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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