It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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