at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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