5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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