She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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