Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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