I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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