i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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