I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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