I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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