Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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